mask-funk

The face mask that exemplifies your identity and self-expression, and conveys to others that though you are protecting yourself from virus transmission, you are not isolating yourself from the spaces, places and people around you.

Get your mask-funk on and wear one, asshole. Your mask-funk is tripping me out, stay 6 feet away. I love your mask-funk; now come on over and join my social bubble. If you think your mask-funk is gonna scare me, then you don't know COVID.

by Zel Spazo July 19, 2020

mask narc

A person who reports others for going out in public without a mask during an epidemic.

I got kicked off the beach because some mask narc reported me.

by Theo Guldwainy May 11, 2020

Maskgina

When a vagina shape forms in the middle of your surgical mask every time you start talking.

Tia, your maskgina is showing.

by sammysamsamsam June 4, 2020

Mask muffin

The occurrence of either a man or woman wearing a protective face mask that emphasizes the multiple fat rolls in that persons face, chin, or neck.

That woman’s mask muffin is a clear sign she needs to hit the gym.

by SirDunnsalot December 31, 2020

Maskina

An ancient block game master thought to be the new leader of the village Osira. Osira village was originally thought to be an ancient African village, but it was later released by the government that it is actually resettled as a modern village, known as Osaka. Osira maps were put together and the original location was tracked. Osira is actually located at the 0, 0 (x, y) of Africa, showing that Osirean people were extremely advanced. Osira cave paintings can be found at museums located in Northern Philly, and they all point towards Maskina being the ancient leader for over 300 years. At first it was thought that Maskina was a god that they worshipped, but it was later proven he was a celestial being that still exists to this day. The fall of Osira is still unknown, but many believe they were raided by the Hytalians, due to the color of their skin. The new, modrn Osireans, are known as Osaka City (really a village.) Osaka City is a powerful city that was around from 2019-2020, and later raided. New Osaka eventually was created in 2021, but they were not powerful enough due to the heavy civil wars.

Maskina was an ancient ruler.

by maskina March 15, 2021

Mask the Math

When rogue, inept, or corrupt opportunistic politicians downplay the high number of infections and fatalities plaguing their countries, by giving an oft-innumerate or gullible public a faux sense of security, who often loosely follow the health measures in place.

Fake right-wing “leaders” from the United States, Brazil, and India notoriously share a number of common denominators: use race or religion as a trump card, mask the math, and refuse to make social distancing or mask wearing mandatory.

by MathPlus April 2, 2021

Mask Boner

When you’re eating something with a stick; like a lollipop but you keep your mask on. So you’re mask is bulging making it not only look like you have a mask boner, but it also takes away the purpose of the mask because now your air is ventilating through the bottom of the mask.

Kristen: OMG! Do you have a mask boner?!
Mark: What’s that?
Kristen: When you have a stick in your mask making it look like your mouth has an erection.

by 10 Am April 26, 2021