maria 

The new Maryjane, weed.

"we don't call it Maryjane no more baby, we call that shit, Maria"- Maria by Lil Wyte

maria by bigbillybob September 1, 2009

Maria 

A heartless bitch who only thinks about herself. She is narcissist Who loves t manipulate people and ruin people’s family.

Did you hear what Maria lied about?

Maria by Idkwhattoputforname September 5, 2018

Maria 

A nickname for Molly or other wise known for ecstasy or MDMA. So instead of using molly as they do in the U.S.A. They would refer to Molly as Maria in Mexico or anywhere south of the border. Also they would refer to samba or tango or dance with her. When they "dancing" they are really referencing to using the drug.

"Hey Jose wanna go meet maria?"

" Yeah, okay Pedro I hope she will let me dance with her."

Maria by Words of the day November 14, 2013

Maria 

a skinny ass bitch with a loose va-jay-jay. reminds you of every prostitute ever.

i fucked Maria last night, she was so loose that i couldn`t keep my dick in her

Maria by That Homeless Guy Near Your Ho January 3, 2018

Maria 

That one person who hated anime at first then you forced them to become a weeb. She wont stop speaking japanese to annoy people. She will call you a boomer even though she is a boomer herself. She's annoying in a good way. She doesn't know when to be serious. She spams you with Jojo memes, and doesnt know who Sinjin is.

Person 1: Oh my gosh Sinjin is the best and I love him so much.
Maria: Who is Sinjin?
Person 1: Sinjin.

Maria by Eli The Clown November 10, 2019

Maria 

Probably Pinoy. It's highly likely she uses her middle name instead of her first name because most of the women in the Philippines are also called Maria or Mary.

Maria Luisa, Maria Cristina and Mariana are sisters. They go by Lisa, Tina and Ana.

Maria by Megisaduck November 10, 2019

Maria 

she likes to screech, howl and hiss to express herself

world's fastest pooper

red-head
has never been seen wearing flats and never will be
will bare her large teeth as a warning when threatened
has a bedazzled tooth
is unable to pronounce her L s
blunt & straight to the point
may have inherited anger issues

WOOW! a homeless girl in a fur coat just flashed her tits at me on the side of the road!
must have been a Maria

Maria by eldestPHART101 December 3, 2020