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Mag Moss Warranty Act

A congressional decision that requires manufacturers to clearly/cleanly display in writing what their warranty covers, not obscure such text by allowing moss to grow over it.
Legal-eagle Steve Lehto mentions the Mag Moss Warranty Act on his YouTube channel, but he neglected to describe how the manufacturers actually prevent said green sphagnum from forming on said warranties.
by QuacksO December 29, 2019
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Mag

Synonymous with Lit or Fire.

Magnesium, the hottest burning element shortened to Mag meaning cool or awesome.
A: Hey those shoes are Mag!
B: Thanks man I like them too.

A: Hey we got all our work done.
B: Fuck yeah man that’s so Mag!
by Dcaor December 20, 2020
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Mag

bro that song was mag asf 🔥
by tiktoker5252 May 1, 2024
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Chloe mag

A Chloe maguire is annoying specie that scientist just discovered. It often rides alone rather then a pack as it is quite ugly and toothless. It is has a very big mouth and often blurts stupid sounds and she can be found in Greek mythology as medusas slave.
She was walking around and saw the Chloe magg. “Ahhh I need to run it’s so ugly!”
by Unknown.JH June 3, 2022
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mag-tag

A term used by law enforcement during the 80's and early 90's. It referred to striking a perp with their flashlight. The brand of flashlight used by the majority of law enforcement departments was the MAG-LITE. The model was a specific police issued variant of the, "MAG-LITE 5 cell D flashlight". Many officers found it quicker to retrieve the flashlight from their utility belt than the night stick because of how many of the utility belts were designed.

Besides the slang term that came about, the flashlight was also very effective for smashing out windows if the situation called for it. It also performed well as a flashlight....
Did you hear about the close call Deputy Big Mclargehuge had last night? A suspect produced a concealed knife he had on him and tried to stab Mclargehuge. Jumping out of the way Mclargehuge struck the suspect with his flashlight while repeating to STOP RESISTING Soon the suspect was in custody. Wow, Mclargehuge really is the best at mag-tag.
by JoesGLI August 18, 2016
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mag dog

just autistic aye with its al=thritis n stuff, full cooker, licking peanut butter and stuff
dam girl calm down or imma call you mag dog

roof
by edtyaejvfhrae June 2, 2019
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Auntie Mags

A very wholesome auntie who tries their best and likes wine a little too much
Also an artist
Person 1: Hey have you heard of Auntie Mags?
Person 2: Of course! She is w h o l e s o m e
Person 3: She also makes pretty good art
by DragonDan January 3, 2019
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