loftiss

A person with a tiny penis who likes to engage in anal sex before during and after trips to the gym. People who are loftisses are normally extreme douchebags that seek out gay parteners on weekends

guy 1: wow look at glenn he's such a loftiss.
guy 2: dude i know that loftiss is sucha damn asshole.

by gamer1578 April 23, 2009

Lofton

The only people named lofton are coaches sons

Lofton you only play because you’re the coaches son

by Not a coaches son June 17, 2019

loft mood

To not really know what kind of a mood you're in; doesnt give a fuck type of mood; Cause: Mostly agitated by a trifling bitch.

Person 1: Yoo wtf is wrong with Dave!?!
Person 2: My nigga been in that loft mood because of his ex Sarah.

by MoeMoe007 June 21, 2014

lofland

Is the last name of Champions and there black one too it is a Irish last name so grab your Celtic knots n shut the fuck up because we in this bitch

Yo did you know Lebron James and Floyd May-weather are Lofland’s Yo.

by Lofland November 25, 2017

lortami her

when you steal thousands of dollars from someone of the opposite gender and get their twitter suspended.

so you're gonna lortami her as in steal her money and belittle her

by askldaskdjaskldj June 8, 2019

liftation

When elevation doesn't work. Then you use liftation.

Him: "Have you seen that liftation?"
Her: "Yeah its insane."

by maurinludwig March 9, 2020

lafta

a fool

a lafta kidnapped me

by gay bees May 24, 2021