Lipton Tea Moment

An event that makes you wish you had some Lipton tea to sip on while making a statement that ends with, "But that's none of my business."

Joe: I had a Lipton tea moment yesterday when I saw your girlfriend's car parked outside her ex boyfriend's house.

Mike: Thanks for looking out for me. We'll have to talk.

by 2014_chiguy August 23, 2014

Listen up bitch, here's the sitch.

1) How you open an explanation of a situation to someone that you dislike.
2) An informal way of breaking news to a friend.

Person 1: "Oi, Listen up bitch, here's the sitch."
Person 2: "What's up?"
Person 1: "Well...*explains situation*"

by ThatManWithMeanings March 5, 2018

Listening to KidsBop

When a man ejaculates into his partner's ear

She doesn't like it when I cum in her mouth, so she was listening to KidsBop last night

by Long Leg Papa April 18, 2019

Listen to Your Friends

The best song on Declan Mckenna 's 2017 album 'What Do You Think About The Car'

'Image not listening to Listen to Your Friends on a daily basis'

by herbieyjohnson May 29, 2020

Listen to GC’s music day

It’s the day that you listen to any music of your choice but it has to be music made from GC 2509.It’s always on a Friday when it happens and in 2020 it will be 9th of October

I’m just listening to some GC.Oh really it must be Listen to GC’s music day

by Mr Factspitter October 8, 2020

Liptonated

When a YouTube contributor shows and/or demonstrates new and unusual tools in such a way, as to practically force the viewers to go out and try to buy them.

Did you see X's latest video? He Liptonated me again. I had to get that wizzywig he demonstrated. I always watch his videos with two windows open: on for the video and one for tool search.

by Dudley Toolwright February 21, 2021

Listowelitis

Terrible chronic affliction caused by being born, being from or living in Listowel for too long.

Listowel, Co. Kerry is like if South Park, Emmerdale and every TV drama & comedy show about a place were real but in Ireland.

They have Listowelitis, I wouldn't go near them too much, you may get a black eye or worse.

by News2mey November 5, 2021