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You’re sick, or afflicted by an illness.
X: “You’re sick if you enjoy this!”

Y: “Well, call me a Fan at a Sabrina Carpenter Listening Party!”
by CarpenterTea August 19, 2025
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Don't fucking listen to them

Somebody told you not to say anything about this and YOUR KIDS DIED EXPLICITLY BECAUSE OF THAT DECISION. You need to un-make that decision.
Hym "I figured somebody would do something about THIS before anybody would, say, murder any kids but somebody told you not to say anything about this and of you don't I'm going to in the form of a child stabbing. Don't fucking listen to them. They already lead you astray. It isn't and WASN'T EVER GOING TO JUST BE ME. That's ISN'T an option and, just like living forever in paradise, the notion they sold to you that if I hadn't said anything it would have just been me is a lie and wishful thinking on their part."
by Hym Iam September 6, 2025
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Listen to them. Children of the Night. What music they make.

Dracula’s quote to Jonathan Harker after he invites him into the castle & to dinner. This is him appreciating the howls of the wolves he controls with his powers outside.
Listen to them. Children of the Night. What music they make.
by Superjuliam March 23, 2024
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AYE, LISTEN YEAH

british gen z's slang to get someones attention. usually followed by a threat/insult
AYE, LISTEN YEAH! GIVE ME THAT RULER RIIIIIGHT NOW fam OR ILL bust ya up
by trec~ccst April 6, 2019
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Secret listener

Someone who, often accidentally, secretly listens to another person taking doing a turd.

Running a tap whilst doing a turd is a good way to avoid secret listeners.
John: “I need a turd, but I’m worried there might be secret listeners”

Peter: “I understand your concerns, have you thought about running a tap?”
by Geoff The Penguin October 28, 2021
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active listener

One who pretends to act like they are listening to what you are saying to them while they are actually just thinking of a response. These bastards have to follow every single clause that comes out of your mouth with something to the effect of: "Oh Yeah?" "Ahhhhhh" "Oh Alright" "I see" or one from the plethora of others.
I am really sick of the active listeners in this office. He knows exactly what you mean before you even say it... apparently.
by sp25 June 20, 2008
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Bag of Listen

Whats that... a bag of listen. A bag of Millie doesn't know
by bagoflisten May 4, 2024
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