listen bitch

"Listen Bitch," The Phrase you hear before SHIT GETS REAL!

"Listen bitch, Stay the fuck away from..."

by Kitty_From.Hell October 11, 2014

Lisey

An explicit sexual act where one person talks/yells into a womans hoo-hah, letting her climax on the soundwaves.

"I gave my girlfriend a lisey last night, she loved it!"

"I can't imagine giving someone a lisey is enjoyable to listen to.."

by I touch old people October 31, 2009

lasterbation

1. Being the last person to perform in the act of masterbation amongst a group of others. 2. Last minute masterbation. 3. Last time masterbating in one's life. 4. Name of scale to determine how long one is capable of masterbating.

Tom likes watching others pleasure themselves before he sneaks in some lasterbation. Fasterbation

by CorpseSaladTime July 29, 2014

lise

lise is a girl who never takes off her mask.

she’s also very beautiful.
we love lise

lise loves ratatoing

by nextlevelvictor December 3, 2021

snizz lifter

a. someone adept at picking up chicks

b. something that attracts the ladies

a. i was a fierce snizz lifter back in my day

b. this car is a total snizz lifter, yo

by ravenflesh June 23, 2008

Listermints

Slang for Listerine Pocket Paks, those paper mints that melt when you put them on your tongue.

After eating his abuela's famous menudo, Juan was in dire need of some Listermints.

by Conley Jones July 4, 2007

listerweiner

People who buy Listerine and other types of mouth wash so they can drink it for the alcohol content.

Quinn: Oh man, last year one of those listerweiners was going through my till with his Listerine and hair spray when he suddenly fell on the floor and started having seisures!

Mike: *laughs*

by JamestheBadger March 5, 2008