Lindsey

A bitch; more specifically, Colter's Bitch

Marcus Lindsey needs to put the mother fucking water in the mother fucking fridge.

by TheColter February 4, 2010

lingey

Someone who loves owls,

Ariana- OMG Pull Over! Theres an owl in the woods! I'm gonna go take pictures of it!
Jeff- Ariana is such a Lingey.

by PupDogAndKimboDog September 7, 2011

Lindsey

Flatter than a pancake sister

OMG Lindsey is flattttt

by Sistershooooiooooosiak February 4, 2019

Lindsey

Lindsey is problay the most hated bitch at yo school no fuckin body likes her except the nobodys , problay has ugly ass red hair and glasses and looks like a stick , has beef with everyone and dated your ex and they only lasted a day and says she will beat yo ass but then you try to and she runs to the guidance counselor.

Lindsey : come fight boo

Chloe : ( trys to fight her )
Lindsey : (hides and runs to the guidance consular)

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Sarah : she dated my ex then they broke up after a hour

Chloe : she must be a Lindsey

by Shalissa_winston185 January 13, 2020

Lindsey

N. A bitch ass hoe who leaves you all alon for your friends and calls you shit because her pale, tortilla looking ass couldn't get her own motherfucking friends.

V. I'm Lindseying you because my tortilla looking, mayonnaise loving, bitch ass is a dumb motherfucking hoe!!!!

Marcus: Who's that mayonnaise looking hoe??
Sarah: oh that's that bitch ass Lindsey. Hoe I'm sorry Lindsey omfg well shit

by 200cabbagesupmyarse June 14, 2016

Lindsey

One of the only two Ikwywawndrereunitedbffladewlifesneakmastersw'sforl'swaterbottletrickstersmuffledlifelintlickingcrapmastersdoingitfortherummersratchetaboutthatdrylifelaughinginclassandgettingjudgedbasicallypeanutbutterandmayoawkrocksgumsharingfunniestonearthcapslockwritingalsounicornsofficiallydeadmakingfunofstupidkidsonfbdoubledeadhandlebikeswithnohandlebarstookoolforskoolsupergraveneighborsstupidcallingnolifebuddiesforlife, found among rocks, 95% probability of eating when found, if not she will be sleeping. Lurks around Walmart, with all her friends OPE she has none. Likes to waste things.

Person 1: Hey is that girl talking to her lint?!

Person 2: Wow she must be Lindsey! One of the legendary lint masters!

Person 1: She's cool! Lets go talk to her!

by Lindzar May 20, 2013

Lindsey

A human being with blonde hair and two legs; speaks a version of the Queen's English which requires the use of the term "eeeeerrrrrrrmmmm" after every 3 words.

Did you see that girl walking into a lamp post whilst glugging a bottle of Lambrini? What a fuckin' Lindsey!!

by Choda Boy III July 1, 2011