Me: i didn't kiss your girlfriend, man!
Tim: i heard you did!
Me: i swear i didn't!
Tim: you did!
Me: on life i didn't!
Tim: i heard you did!
Me: i swear i didn't!
Tim: you did!
Me: on life i didn't!
by cxa March 8, 2010
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Where one (as a predator or victim) can waste lots of real time and monies w/ delusions of reliving a bettered remembered "glory days" as any sex or creature or thing, killing time w/ desperate housewives, retirees, drunks, the mentally ill and different dregs of ppls on Government Assistance, validating their time playing by creating crap or on sexual conquests, while they avoid their real life (aka 1st life) waiting for their 3rd life (aka death).
Recent media attention, I.R.S., pedophilia, hacked accounts, constant kiddie scripted disruptions.
Where one (as a predator or victim) can waste lots of real time and monies w/ delusions of reliving a bettered remembered "glory days" as any sex or creature or thing, killing time w/ desperate housewives, retirees, drunks, the mentally ill and different dregs of ppls on Government Assistance, validating their time playing by creating crap or on sexual conquests, while they avoid their real life (aka 1st life) waiting for their 3rd life (aka death).
Recent media attention, I.R.S., pedophilia, hacked accounts, constant kiddie scripted disruptions.
Second Life "Come for the hoes, stay for the lolz!"
Second Life "I hang on Second Life waiting for WOW to finish their maintenance."
Second Life "Where PS/coding skills make you are God!"
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Second Life "One word, lag!"
Second Life "I hang on Second Life waiting for WOW to finish their maintenance."
Second Life "Where PS/coding skills make you are God!"
Second Life "The internet's' final frontier for your rents!"
Second Life "One word, lag!"
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A VAGINA THAT GETS A GRIP ON YOUR COCK AND DOESN'T LET IT GO UNTIL YOU, NEED OXYGEN AND A COCK TOW TRUCK TOGET YOUR COCK OUT OF THERE.. HOLDS YOU LIKE THE JAWS OF LIFE FOR A HARD COCK.
HOLY SHIT, MY FRIEND FUCKED HIS GIRL FRIEND, SHE HAS THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA, THAT VAGINA WAS SO TIGHT AROUND HIS COCK WE HAD TO POUR WESSON OIL TO GET HIM FREE OF THAT JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA. WOOT!! WOOT!!
by ROACHES October 16, 2012
Get the JAWS OF LIFE VAGINA mug.Don't dwell on the past, and don't stress over the future. Instead, learn from your past mistakes, and prepare for the future. You don't need to have every single detail of your life worked out. Do what you can based on what you know, and accept the inevitability of unexpected and unknown events. Have an open mind and be ready to, if possible, adapt to these events as they happen.
"How do you keep your sanity as a police officer, knowing that, one day, you could be killed in the line of duty?"
"You just have to take life day by day."
"You just have to take life day by day."
by Seeker of All Truth April 26, 2014
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Geboren am: 16.05.2003
Us-Rapper und Songwritter
Erster song: Kill Me Feat.XXXTentacion
( 2015)
Aufbruch: Hurt Me part 1
Beziehung‘s Status: Verlobt mit Leonie Bernecker
MAKE OUT LIFE Hatte guten Kontakt zu XXXTentacion & der XXL freshman class 2017.
Geboren am: 16.05.2003
Us-Rapper und Songwritter
Erster song: Kill Me Feat.XXXTentacion
( 2015)
Aufbruch: Hurt Me part 1
Beziehung‘s Status: Verlobt mit Leonie Bernecker
MAKE OUT LIFE Hatte guten Kontakt zu XXXTentacion & der XXL freshman class 2017.
MAKE OUT LIFE with real name: Jeik smith Tuan Redfielt "
Born on: May 16, 2003
US rapper and songwriter
First song: Kill Me Feat.XXXTentacion
(2015)
Departure: Hurt Me part 1
Relationship status: engaged to Leonie Bernecker
MAKE OUT LIFE Had good contact to XXXTentacion & the XXL freshman class 2017.
Born on: May 16, 2003
US rapper and songwriter
First song: Kill Me Feat.XXXTentacion
(2015)
Departure: Hurt Me part 1
Relationship status: engaged to Leonie Bernecker
MAKE OUT LIFE Had good contact to XXXTentacion & the XXL freshman class 2017.
by Bad Vibes Forever May 28, 2020
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You take the role of Dr Gordon Freeman, a theoretical physicist and the protagonist of half life.
The world has changed dramatically since the time between the first and second games; the world has been enslaved by an alien force known as the combine or the "universal union"
It takes place in an Eastern European city which is now known as city 17. Gordon’s initial task was to work with the resistance in scientific matters, but that changed as the combine launched an attack on black mesa east, a resistance base in the outskirts of city 17, launching Gordon into a fast paced adventure filled with headcrabs, buggies, striders and antlion taming.
You take the role of Dr Gordon Freeman, a theoretical physicist and the protagonist of half life.
The world has changed dramatically since the time between the first and second games; the world has been enslaved by an alien force known as the combine or the "universal union"
It takes place in an Eastern European city which is now known as city 17. Gordon’s initial task was to work with the resistance in scientific matters, but that changed as the combine launched an attack on black mesa east, a resistance base in the outskirts of city 17, launching Gordon into a fast paced adventure filled with headcrabs, buggies, striders and antlion taming.
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