Laurissa

A crazy black haired woman who dances in her underpants and occasionally likes sushi. She is seen to be a man-eater and loves sex. Woman who has a big booty & big boobies.

Girl : Oh man I feel like a laurissa.
Boy : Oh I can't wait to see your panties and feed you raw fish.
Girl: Oh behave.
Boy : Please don't eat me & take my virginity

by fantanna February 5, 2010

Lauris

A type of person who works at a significant position in student councils, but gets an embarrasing amount of academic debts.

Heard about John from student council? I heard he went full lauris because of Math.

by VolcanoMTAF February 17, 2018

Laurits

Ginger

Laurits is a ginger

by xXx_urmomfat_xXx April 29, 2021

Lauri Ylönen

OMG he is I heard the rumor too. She looks like the chick from Josie & The Pussycats. OMG! I hate her she is like freakin him everynight and I dont get anything but to watch him from a concert. ARG! I want him for me why does that whore get him. W.E his loss. H ejust likes her for her tits.

"Yeah, you could say we like to stay home at night... togther. He is kinky when it comes to stuff like that" --YM Magazine

by Sophia February 13, 2005

lauritzen

bro'n it out, lovin the cack, or any form of pole smokin

"wow that strumpet was lauritzen me all night long"

by mdog22 April 18, 2008

Laurin

Abstammung vom fr. "La Urin" (der Angepisste)

Hallo Laurin, wie geht es dir?

by DerAllerechteNamenskenner August 31, 2022

dirty laurie

The act of a female performing oral sex on her partner and at the same time having her partners penis and both testicles in her mouth while fisting his asshole with one hand and giving herself a shocker with the other hand.

We were having a good then that dirty girl tried do give me a dirty laurie and i shit all over her.

by Knowlegedelivery345 September 19, 2021