to be so ridiculously drunk that you do one of the following:
* pee in random places
* shit your pants
* puek in fron of everyone
* get bald dudes arrested
* mushroom stamp an innocent woman
* pee in random places
* shit your pants
* puek in fron of everyone
* get bald dudes arrested
* mushroom stamp an innocent woman
by lala loo July 14, 2006
Get the lurkened mug.A fat person on a scooter you usually see in disneyworld who gets to budge in line and pisses everyone off only because they're 99% body fat.
"Dude I'm so Syked to ride this ride were next."
"I know."
"Shit, look at these larkers."
-7 hours later and 30 larkers later-
"It took 7 hours for them to board..."
I'm sorry riders this ride is permanently shut down because of the 30 deaths we have just encountered
"But the ride never started how'd they die?"
Employee," it collapsed through the tracks."
Guy"damn larkers."
"I know."
"Shit, look at these larkers."
-7 hours later and 30 larkers later-
"It took 7 hours for them to board..."
I'm sorry riders this ride is permanently shut down because of the 30 deaths we have just encountered
"But the ride never started how'd they die?"
Employee," it collapsed through the tracks."
Guy"damn larkers."
by Younks August 8, 2013
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Lurkers • lurkerism • Lurker Bee • Lurker Bomb • lurker deer • lurker jerker • Lurker Luck • Lurker's neck • lurkerbater • Lurkerbating
the word has two meanings.
1. Lirker refers to someone who is exploring their sexuality in new and interesting ways most people wouldn't think of.
2. It can also be used as a verb, meaning that someone intentionally changes the way they act in an extreme way.
1. Lirker refers to someone who is exploring their sexuality in new and interesting ways most people wouldn't think of.
2. It can also be used as a verb, meaning that someone intentionally changes the way they act in an extreme way.
by Renley Dess Bell April 3, 2009
Get the Lirker mug."I caught Dylan lurkerbating outside my window while I was looking up porn!"
Cody-You should close your blinds when you do that.
Cody-You should close your blinds when you do that.
by The Guy With The Pants January 25, 2011
Get the Lurkerbating mug.The tendency to stay on after a movie ends, all the way till the movie credits end, just o make sure the person "doesn't miss anything" like Marvel and DC studio (stupid) after-credit scenes.
I like being a movie usher except for all the damned lurkerism. I just want to clean the damned theater.
by killermist November 20, 2017
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