ni hao kai-lan

the distant and iconic relative of all chinese people that exist today

kai-lain, kai-lan, kai-lan, kai-lan! ni hao!

ni hao kai-lan!

by placenta lasagna December 12, 2023

Lan

Lan is the best person in the world, he is very beautiful and lovely.

"Hi, Lan, you're amazing !!"

by muheheheh November 21, 2021

Lan

Beautiful smart woman.

Will you marry me???????!?!?!?!??!

"I really want to marry Lan"

by definitionqueen1234567 April 4, 2025

lan

a dick

you have a small lan

by musti01 February 28, 2024

Ou lan lan

Some ancient old man living in a temple

Ou lan lan: *walks in building*
Everyone: all hail ou lan lan

by The creater of earth September 9, 2019

Lan Dee

A sorceress; A deep, compassionate being.

She is a goddess who uses her Heart to guide her. With the destroyer archetype she uses her curse to bend perspectives and create new worlds.

I had a dream of Lan Dee last night.

by Jerome Peters January 13, 2021

lan party

When a group of people sit in a circle and masturbate together staring deeply into each others eyes.

you wanna come and lan party with the girls tonight?

by lanparties May 5, 2022