usually referred to as big dick Landen with a dick bigger than the Eiffel tower measures up to 178 feet tall the women are all over him he cant not pick up women he tries his best but as soon as they look him up and down there in love the women use his nickname his buddy's refer to him as the rizzler, rizzlord, rizzly bear, adolf rizzler
"woah your dick is massive who are you Landen odegard" or "holy moly that is one massive cock holy moly are your parents blue whales" or "I wish I had the genes of Landen odegard I have no women I have negative rizz"
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The act of pressing your ass up against another persons ass and then letting out a juicy fart, thereby causing the fartee to whinge in disgust.
She was moaning on her hands and knees, cheeks spread with impatient anticipation of shelthing the throbbing red rod of pleasure when all of a sudden she felt a dank boggy stench roll up her back and tickle her nose as he came in for a Dirty Moon Landing.
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