kriengsak

LORD OF LÄXFÖRÖR

EY KRIENGSAK SKA HA LÄXFÖRHÖR

Yousef: AHHHHHHHHHHH

by Inte TOVSKI March 11, 2022

office kite

Someone in your everyday office or workplace who gets high from sniffing permanent markers

"Damn, did you hear Sam is an office kite?"

by ThatDamnDude May 12, 2016

dapper kite

Someone who thinks they are smart, sexy, and stylish. but really is not.

He is so dapper kite. He loves to think that he's the best but really is not.

by AllStarBoyz February 9, 2017

booger kite

boo-ger kyt (n): when the dangle of nose particulate hangs from your nostril and flaps in the wind.

Did you see the reporter's booger kite on last night's news?

by mattthewlondon August 8, 2017

Flying Kite

A slightly acrobatic sexual position that involves dangling your partner in the air above your own body, an arrangement that allows for interesting options for physical interaction. Caution: demands superior strength and endurance.

Last night Martin proved to be adept at flying kite – all the hours at the gym are paying off.

An aerial orgasm while flying kite has to be experienced to be believed.

One of the unexpected benefits of weight training is the ability to fly kite in bed.

by Creed Cur June 19, 2022

tail on the kite

The tail on the kite is a person not in charge, who is content to follow someone else's lead.

My husband is not in charge! He is just the tail on the kite.

My friends planned this whole trip, so I'm just the tail on the kite.

by sketchbookshark March 19, 2011

Blitz My Krieg

When Papa Russia is hitting you from behind and Germany screams Danzig or war!

"Give me all your land," says Germany.
"Please don't blitz my krieg," says Poland.

by Bob Ross, Expert of NMS September 4, 2017