Closet keeper is alternative way to tell someone that there spouse is gay & has not " Flamed On" Out of the Closet yet..
Honestly, you man shook my hand like a baby , stands,walks,talks leaves only one thing .. .. you do know that your man is a Closet Keeper. .
by Mrbigshtt August 8, 2016
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Sitting down during the National Anthem.
by Mitchatnight September 1, 2016
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Damn when that zoo keeper gonna leave already? Don't he know he's the only white person in this hood?
by miggelzworth October 26, 2010
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Get the Krispy Kreme mug.When having sexual intercourse with a woman, before ejaculation, pull out your penis and tell the woman to make an "O" face. Then proceed to ejaculate around the edges of her open mouth in a circular motion inspired by the shape of a doughnut. When completed, yell out "HOT AND NOW BITCH".
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