miggelzworth's definitions

Onion Balls

When your balls are so sweaty and smelly they could make someone's eyes tear.

I went for a jog then I laid in the sun for an hour. My girl insisted on giving me head, her eyes started tearing up and then I told her I had a bad case of Onion balls.

by miggelzworth October 27, 2010

Cough and Call

A term used to call in sick from work.

I just wasn't in the mood for people's bullshit today so I pulled a cough and call.

by miggelzworth October 27, 2010

Hershey Squirts

When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).

Bro I had the hershey squirts today, as soon as I sat on the toilet, it started squirtin' out.

by miggelzworth October 26, 2010

Hershey Highway

Referring to someone's anus.

That dude is gay, his Hershey Highway has constant traffic in it.

by miggelzworth October 26, 2010

Zoo Keeper

When a white person lives in a black neighborhood. Usually he/she is the only white person on the block.

Damn when that zoo keeper gonna leave already? Don't he know he's the only white person in this hood?

by miggelzworth October 26, 2010

Dog Dick

When you have to take a shit so bad that the tip of the terd slowly makes it's way out of your anus and quickly goes back inside. (The same way a dog's penis moves when it becomes erect).

Damn yo, I hada take a shit so bad I had a bad case of dog dick.

by miggelzworth October 22, 2010

Pizza Face

Someone who has a bad case of acne. Whiteheads for the mozzerella and red blotches for the sauce.

Man, did you see the shape of Frank? He's got some fuckin pizza face that kid!

by miggelzworth October 21, 2010