by miggelzworth October 04, 2010
When you have to take a shit so bad that the tip of the terd slowly makes it's way out of your anus and quickly goes back inside. (The same way a dog's penis moves when it becomes erect).
by miggelzworth October 22, 2010
by miggelzworth October 07, 2010
When you have to take a shit and all that comes out is a loud fart and a spray of shit. (Just compare to the Hershey syrup bottle when it's on it's last squirt).
by miggelzworth October 26, 2010
I went for a jog then I laid in the sun for an hour. My girl insisted on giving me head, her eyes started tearing up and then I told her I had a bad case of Onion balls.
by miggelzworth October 27, 2010
by miggelzworth October 21, 2010
by miggelzworth October 27, 2010