101st Keyboarding Brigade

The 101st Keyboarding Brigade is a derogatory term used for people on the Internet who support the recent occupation of Iraq but are unwilling to join the military to participate in the occupation. Markos Zúniga, the author of the Daily Kos blog, coined the term.

"The 101st Keyboarding Brigade know that the Internet is serious business!"

by Daniel Bickford February 11, 2006

keyboardian slip

A mistype resulting from a combination of subconscious thought s and/or feelings and the layout of the human interface device known as a computer keyboard. Usu. occurs between participants of an instant messenger communication.

Ben: Alright Mike, g'night
Mike: sweaty dreams
Mike: er sweet dreams.
Ben: ...
Mike: dude i didnt mean that
Ben: was that a keyboardian slip?
mike has disconnected

by jacorah January 6, 2008

Keyboard Seizure

When an individual types gibberish on the keyboard when in a random mood.

Girl: "Hey, what's up?"
Boy: "vifbikbviuabfvkhnsm bvhbvhbfvbf"
Girl: "WTF?"
Boy: "Sorry, just had a keyboard seizure"

by Roxy13grl January 3, 2011

Mouse and Keyboard

The thing under your hands at this current moment

dude 1: dude whats a mouse and keyboard?

dude 2: Go kill yourself

by Dan Plunkett January 1, 2008

keyboard ninja

Someone who enjoys or needs to use the keyboard instead of the mouse to accomplish tasks in a computer environment. Knows a lot of keyboard shortcuts in one or many softwares. Usually is proud of knowing so and exhibits a feeling of slight superiority over those who use the mouse for everything.

Bill: Why don't you just press Shift-Space to roll the page up in Firefox? It is sooo much faster. If you keep using the mouse for everything you will never be a keyboard ninja.

Bob: Yeah, I know... ...L053R...

by supermouse March 19, 2009

keyboard jockey

(perjorative) Somebody who talks big about a subject on Internet forums, but can't back their words up with real life accomplishments.

Sorry. Until you can show me where that advice has helped anyone, ever, you're nothing but a keyboard jockey.

by Carlfish June 2, 2011

Keyboard Attacker

Striking the computer keyboard keys loudly, an unbreakable habit aquired from leaning to type on an old Royal manual typewriter.

My coworkers always complain because I'm a keyboard attacker - the fact is, I learned to type on an old (it was old even then) manual machine where you had to beat the keys to make then strike hard enough to make a decent carbon copy.

by Deb1955 November 14, 2005