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Koala Smuggler

Similar to the Kangaroo Smuggler, the Koala Smuggler is the person doing the fisting and spitting.
I finally found a Koala Smuggler to meet my friend who is a Kangaroo Smuggler
by Greybeardthepirate212 May 24, 2023
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The Koala

When a girl gets high and then aggressively sits on your face tus resembling a koala falling from a tree and attacking your face
Yo last night me and my girl tryed something new called "The Koala"
by anonymous February 19, 2021
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Koala

Racial term for people of German-Irish decent.
That dude is such a koala
by Brown3yw January 5, 2021
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KOALA

Acronym for "Kind of a loose asshole"
Unisex term for someone who frequently lets people in through the out-door.
Alternatively, can be used to describe notoriously big poopers.
She takes it from behind without lube because she's got a Koala.
by Moose Stash June 6, 2022
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Lil Koala Bear

Someone that just makes you light up inside, and is so adorable that your heart melts. Someone that she. You see them your stomach gets butterflies, and does flips and you just turn into the definition of joy. The feeling can't be described, it just happens.
by Terry bear February 7, 2022
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Koala

The sexual act of wrapping your legs and arms around your partner, thus having them support your weight, while engaging in intercourse. Traditionally done by women; however, if your girl is much larger/taller than you or really strong, you can Koala her from behind while she stands or leans over. Another rendition is accomplished by wrapping one leg around your partner and grasping the back of their head while receiving a blow Job.
Damn that girl is tall, I'd love to Koala her.
by TheBladedBear September 16, 2015
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Smuggling Koalas

The act of shoving a kiwi into the vagina and pushing it back out repeatedly, the fuzzy skin gives the impression of having intercourse with a marsupial
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night, she was smuggling koalas during foreplay
by SuperGoatGuy November 8, 2025
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