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Sweet Justice

It's what you say when something makes you happy or goes your way or you just like what someone is saying.
Betty: I just scored free tickets to Aerosmith!!

Veronica: Sweet Justice!!!
by Mirfy May 21, 2009
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Keyboard Justice

1. See "Street Justice"
Getting back at someone for something they did to you, usually a lot worse than the original attack, but done over the computer.

2. Making fun of someone for a really lame comeback, or for trying to make fun of you.
1. Jim tripped Bob in the hallway today, so later Bob text spammed and broke his cell phone, then sent porn dialer's to his mother's computer.

2. "u r stupid idot go rot im a hole."

"Watch out for him, those comebacks are solid keyboard justice"
by KURTSAC October 5, 2009
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Sleep of Justice

Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.

If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:

a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or

b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!

It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”

Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
by JiminyJillickers July 19, 2010
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Justice Body

The guy version of Butterface. When he only has a hot bod. Justice (Just his) body.
ooooh he was hot" "Yeah but justice body" "LOL
by BigMama&Cwwow May 23, 2011
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mofoetic justice

a summation of the effect of a person's actions being less than desirable and having a less than desirable resulting to them self.
yo ... that mof who cut in front of me on the freeway ended up hitting the barrier. that's mofoetic justice!
by darkmatter888 May 28, 2008
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Shovel Justice

To carry out revenge with a shovel.
Dang, that girl just did "shovel justice" on her.

revenge justice beat down just desserts payback retribution karma
by Thuggin It May 6, 2015
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justice mintah

This man is a sweat at science, computer science, business, and being an all up wanker.

This guy accuses people of liking other people.

He is a right old cock, and probably thinks his is huge.

He may be homophobic, sexist, maybe even racist in rare cases.

Though he is a nice guy once you get to know him.. maybe
You’re a bit of a justice Mintah.
Or
You’re pulling a justice Mintah.
by FanOfKeiths April 26, 2019
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