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Sweet Justice

It's what you say when something makes you happy or goes your way or you just like what someone is saying.
Betty: I just scored free tickets to Aerosmith!!

Veronica: Sweet Justice!!!
by Mirfy May 21, 2009
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Justice Body

The guy version of Butterface. When he only has a hot bod. Justice (Just his) body.
ooooh he was hot" "Yeah but justice body" "LOL
by BigMama&Cwwow May 23, 2011
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mike justice

A microphone that serves mad justice. Rumor has it, mike justice is best served in 7s.

See also bartender, sammich maker, bill clinton impressionist.
“is that a mike justice?”
yeah dude, I think it is!”
“whoa, we are so lucky!”
by mikejusticefanclub September 2, 2023
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justice mintah

This man is a sweat at science, computer science, business, and being an all up wanker.

This guy accuses people of liking other people.

He is a right old cock, and probably thinks his is huge.

He may be homophobic, sexist, maybe even racist in rare cases.

Though he is a nice guy once you get to know him.. maybe
You’re a bit of a justice Mintah.
Or
You’re pulling a justice Mintah.
by FanOfKeiths April 26, 2019
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justice for karl

karl.
karl.
justice for karl.
by olibur December 27, 2020
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Sleep of Justice

Arguably the greatest fool-proof cure for hangover, but can only be performed occasionally and AFTER waking up between the hours of 7am - 10am.

If one was to go on a bender/all-dayer/drinking sesh and awake in the early hours of the morning, one has two options:

a) Get up - thus living through a nightmarish day of headaches, nausea, scatter brained thoughts and of course - THE FEAR.... Or

b) Relieve the bladder, drink 1 pint of water, and slip back into an uninterrupted coma for several hours until the afternoon. Thus awaking to relative freshness!

It is not always possible to fall asleep after first wake-up, but if managed, this extra 'sleep of justice' eliminates an entire day on the hangover train through Pain-Ville!
Pete: “Wow what an epic night, I woke up like I had parachuted into bed this mornin. I’m Mayor Barry Struggers of Pain-Ville now though”

Al: “You should have had a "Sleep of Justice" mate, you would have been right for another ale by now!”
by JiminyJillickers July 19, 2010
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Reddit Justice

When Reddit thinks the only way justice can be served is to ruin someone's fucking life. Someone can accidentally kick a dog and Reddit Justice will happen. They will say: "Reddit, do your thing!"
Reddit Justice is when people think that they are the law.
by neyoid January 31, 2020
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