Jordan

A female who is often conflicted with who she truly is and what others expect her to be. Very headstrong. Lowkey insecure. She loves bringing other people up even when she is in a very low place. Typically of a smaller build--- fun sized. Great girl to have a friend.

Person: I am going through a lot right now

Jordan: *hugs* it's all going to be okay, keep your head up

by tacoboutit July 2, 2017

Jordan

Jordan is the sexiest motherfucker you will ever see has a massive penis and will fuck yo bitch don't fuck with him or he will stick your dick in his ass otherwise Jordans are a fucking real ass dog

Boy "I'm going to fight you
Boy 2 "be careful he will fuck your bitch!
Jordan " I already did

by YourMumschairDawg October 31, 2020

Jordan

A dumb motherfucker that gets mad at anything. He's insecure, and has a need to be always on top.

Jordan is a dumbass

by Frank McCain April 29, 2022

The Jordan

Termination, to relive of duty!

Don’t Get “The Jordan” Because You Aren’t Doing Your Job.

Do you know who I am I’ll The Jordan Your A**

by Plant/DogHouse January 8, 2021

Jordan

A fat blob

Jordan is asking to play fortnite again, quick someone throw some food out the party while we run

by eijia May 10, 2019

Jordan

Cute funny flirts a lot is is a good friend you can always count on him

Jordan can you help me

Yeah sure anything for you

Jordan's so cute

I wish I could date jordan

by Cute funny flirts a lot May 12, 2017

Jordan

A jordan just knows everything about financing. You can ask him everything about finances, credits, etc. and he will know it. He always has a emergency plan and he always has money.

Also he knows how to use credit cards to pay credits and vise-versa.

Arnold: "Woah he sure knows how to handle money"
J.B: "He is a jordan"
Arnold: "Ohh k"

Jordan: "I have bought my third credit card to pay my second credit off. It's working perfectly"
Mister Q: "How can you manage all these credits and credit cards?"
Jordan: "I am a master of finances!"

by Drachenlover919 July 17, 2018