jewger

A jewish nigger.

Wow, look at that jewger. Her lips are as big as her nose.

by mon0 July 6, 2008

Judgement Day

The end of the world for Christians where the good (believers) rise up to heaven and the bad (and non-believers) end up in hell.

Just face it, the whole Judgement Day thing is bullshit.

by Quzu June 19, 2011

judge juniqua

The Black version of Judge Judy.
Used in a Redman skit on Malpractice.

Court is now in session. Please niggaz put your bluntz out. Presiding over this courtroom here is Judge Juniqua.

by Diego September 24, 2003

judge's gavel

Immediately following a very loud orgasm missionary style, pull out and smack your member a few times on her vagina shouting "order in the court!". Works best with moaners and screamers.

My girl came so hard last night, I had to pull out my judge's gavel.

by Bonnie situation February 12, 2009

jedded

When your violent comedown and horrific hangover mix together. There is no worse state one can be in than jedded.

Sam: Ben mate, have you heard from Damo this morning?
Ben: Yeah youth, he's absolutely Jedded

by Silly Sam and Bold Ben July 21, 2017

judge jules

Judge Jules is a British dance music DJ. Born on October 26, 1965 as Julius O'Riordan.

Judge Jules plays weekly on Radio 1, every Saturday night between 7-9PM.

During the summer season, Judge Jules plays his weekly event called "Judgement Sunday" at the club Eden in Ibiza every Sunday. This is claimed to be San Antonio's busiest night.

Judge Jules, building your appetite for a Saturday night.

by RichM October 4, 2006

Judge Judy

A hilarious show on CBS. Basically, there's this nasty, old, bitchy women, like the perfect stereotype librarian, called "Judge Judy." She's actually a judge for real court cases, but very minor ones. Idiots who have never heard of the show will be delighted of the idea of being on television, and will not realize that they are about to be humiliated. Such cases include: "She broke my ipod!" "He borrowed my car when he wasn't supposed to!" "He's stalking me!" Often people are just really, really stupid...and fat. Judge Judy will tell them to shut up, the crowd will laugh at them, amongst other things. It's a great show.

Person A: Dude, do you watch Judge Judy?

Person B: WTF is that shit. Fag.

Person A: No, it's fuckin' hilarious, funnier than South Park.

by MrSaturn33 June 21, 2010