Janktacular

1. relating to the extreme proclivity of an item or figure to be janky; possessing diminished value, especially based on extreme age or frequent use; presently having a nature far less desirable relative to in its original state

2. (antonym) functional, useful; possessing purpose in furtherance of a social good

The SEC's proposed Dodd-Frank rules are janktacular.

The original "Jaws" is an excellent film all around. "Jaws II" features acting that is a bit janky; "Jaws III" is jankier still; but only "Jaws IV" is truly janktacular.

by boll15ter May 17, 2011

Janka

A wind-up doll that explodes on demand.

Child: I want that new doll that explodes
Mom: A Janka, that might just be to violent

by Hankyfanatic May 4, 2010

jankface

john yoo: the korean man from bensalem who smokes 5 packs a day... he barely knows english but i love him just the same.

jankface is my bff. he is so more better than me!

by majjyboo April 17, 2005

jank

A word used in any way shape or form to describe anything.

I got real janked after the jankity game. So I found myself Janking this broad, until she told me to jank it in her ass. Damn how jank was that?
I said "jank but no janks"

by Shafedog November 24, 2003

Jank

Pretty much whatever you wanna use it as.

Food
Drugs
Alcohol
Life in General

"Hey Jack are you brining the jank to the party tonight?"

"Whats up with that jank?!"

"What type of jank is up with you?"

by Jenizzle Fo shizzle February 15, 2009

Jankle

when you lactate into your mothers cereal.

Ishbu screamed because his sister jankled into mommy's lucky charms.

by trisha,tricia,brittany..kelsey. December 4, 2004

jank

Someone who is sexually attracted to their own mother.

The Mexican jank is always having sex with his mother.

by SauceFish November 14, 2020