Jason Kendall'd

Getting so drunk that you think you are the sub par catcher from the milwaukee brewers.

Being so drunk you sit in a catchers stance waiting to throw up.

Has anyone seen Charles?

Oh he's totally Jason Kendall'd right now?

by CheBoyJar October 19, 2010

Jason Arnold

An incredibly handsome man; or boyfriend you might say. The best person that could change your life in a majorly amazing way. Usually likes to eat hot foods. A sweetheart. Loves camping. Insightful. Caring. SEXY.

I would really like a "Jason Arnold" boy, I've heard he's amazing. :)

by Oliver7729681 May 29, 2011

Jason Hua

noun

1) one of many pro-gaming followers or wannabees that blindly imitates pro-gamers by building "must have" 1080p monitors capable of 144 hz due to beliefs that would make them feel capable of "sniping better".

2) one who proudly engages in pedicures.

3) one who enables aimless bot 24x7 and is incapable of disabling it.

x person: Hey guys I just went Jason Hua on my toes!
y person: U R TEH GHEY

by Aimlessbot76 March 2, 2017

Jason Yanger Banger

daddy thic thic

Jason Yanger Banger is hawt.

by thicboi October 22, 2018

jadon

that one nigga that gets all the hoes nd is super cool!

"yo is that jadon??! 😍"

"i want jadon inside me 😍😍"

by 1600kami June 17, 2021

Jason

Someone who often tends to over-analyze everything, while still being partially lazy in most efforts. Easily distracted unless upset and very sensitive to others' feelings. Often just tall enough to be a pain, but can never be called short. Likes to demean women jokingly however never actually means it. A little on the dorky side but everyone respects him enough to say anything. Probably one of the most good natured guys you will ever meet, when he is not hell bent on making someone laugh with off beat jokes atypical to most peoples' vocabularies. Enjoys unique types of music and listens to his music frequently along with his intense passion for books. A Jason can be summarily defined as clueless for a large majority of his life until someone throws it in his face, and then is still a little clueless.

I can't believe you could be so Jason!

by marchingbanddork March 5, 2010

Jason

A man who only has eyes for one woman. Who has found his soulmate. His other half. A Jason loves and wants to be loved. He is a complete goofball,and so is this "other half". Jason could spend his days gazing into his lovers eyes,looking deep into her soul. Jason is getting married tomorrow and couldn't be happier.

I wish I could be a Jason.

by Wild Guy March 19, 2017