Jesus

The guy that says he Jesus because that's his name. He's Mexican. Everyone calls him Jesus Christ

Everybody- Hey look! It's Mexican Jesus!!
Jesus- Bitch where

by Guy1715383 February 16, 2017

Jesus

A COOL AND INTELLIGENT PERSON

Jesus is so cool

by Swagstar123 February 24, 2016

Jesus

A neck bearded loser that came back from the dead to die again

Person1: woah is that Jesus

Person2:yes
Person1:isn’t he the dumb fun that died twice
Personwithaneckbeard:no that was very cool what he did U fat skinny cunt

by U_r_B_a_D_k_I_d December 11, 2020

Jesus

Someone fortnite players needs.

Bruhhh my parents left me imma find jesus.

by Bankwood101 May 25, 2020

Jesus

The real-life equivalent of Shrek

Shrek: *exists*
God: let’s give humans what they want, *calls jesus* “Hey can you turn green?”

by Ey-B0ss December 02, 2019

Jesus

A man that hates gay men

Jesus He hates gays

by lol I'm not mom November 29, 2017

Jesus

Me

I am Jesus!!!

by Jesus_in_spanish April 20, 2018