jasper loves maddy the most

the truth.

"Wow, Jasper loves Maddy the most!!"

by jaspersh September 8, 2025

Jasper Han Yue

The most handsome, genuine, magnificent, diligent, beautiful, kind, funny, delectable, majestic person you will ever be lucky to know.

Jasper Han Yue is nothing less than a God.

“Is that Jasper Han Yue I see over there?!”
“Omg yes it is! All hail the king!”
-sua esposa

by jalapeño coleslaw February 21, 2024

Jasper

A man who has a big dong dong under his pants, a gamer who spends his time n computer

Jasper is an asshole

by sterawnder July 7, 2021

Jasper

that one person who everyone hates

you do you know that kid Jasper what a knob jockey.

by die420 June 11, 2020

A Jasper

When one is defeated by the desert wind and a doobie falls apart.

Also applicable to any joint failure, anywhere in the world.

‘Ahhh man, I just rolled a Jasper. And the shit just fell apart before I even took a drag’

‘Don’t let him roll it, he’ll make a Jasper’

by De Robriguez April 27, 2024

Jasper Hoffman

7'5, tall, wears glasses, has black hair, ass at valorant, amazing zoo owner.

look its a jasper hoffman

by daddy salty July 16, 2021

Jasper

place. Rugged Canadian park full of pointy mountains and deep slot canyons that both provide delightful vistas and chances to lose a limb. Bears, hungry and ornery 24/7, compete with bighorn sheep and rutting elk for handouts from misguided tourists. Avalanches of snow and skiers in winter and rock in summer often flatten the frankly decaying townsite but a thriving gravel-extraction industrial plant working on the mounds of tailings from the failed gold industry and moraines from the failed glacier industry are turning things around. The recent anti-masking truck convoy passing through the park amused many of the smaller marmots and almost made up for the total lack of after-hours entertainment for which the tourists, bone-tired after long treks into the jasperiffic hinterlands, thirst.

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A tourist in Jasper recently smeared honey on her child in a mis-guided attempt to attract bears.

From out of Canada?

They’re awaiting the DNA results. Kind of messy.

by gnostic3 January 29, 2022