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Jason

Jasons. Gay man that has the smallest dick ever. Nearly non-existent. Jasons like to watch hentai and porn and bikes during class. All Jasons have many prostitutes and their parents are usually pimps. Likes to look at abs of men and under skirts of women. Lowkey retarded.
Look at that! Jason's watching gay porn on the family computer again!
by garfield6969 November 2, 2021
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Jason

A man in love with a much older woman. He is very into watching Amish oil changes.
Jason is a sexual deviant for his love of amish oilchanges.
by TheOneWhoKnockz July 24, 2023
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Jason

That Jason is my baby daddy.
by Backedbyscience November 23, 2021
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Jason

A little short Asian boy who Loves short girls also comments on every asianneverdiepost looks kinda retarded running up on someone
Jason is so Asian
by Username0000 April 18, 2019
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Jason

A guy who uses corny Apex Legends jokes irl but still somehow gets bitches but isnt capable of texting them back because of his trash ass phone that dies in 5 mins.
Girl:How did u get here so fast?
Jason:I wraithed my way here😉

Friend:Yo Jason what pourcent are you at?
Jason :Im at 1% bro
by Kyngjuicyjballercookiemonstar November 22, 2021
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Jason

Loves Ethan more.
Jason loves Ethan more.
by Apathyo7 December 9, 2021
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Jason

The anime guy who defeats the ender dragon by himself in a server full of friends. Gets embarrassed easily. Oh, and he also starts a lot of wars.
Dont trust Jason in letting you defeat anything by yourself.
by heh_ September 30, 2020
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