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Japanese Rain Goggles 

n. When a man covers a woman's eyes with his balls while she gives him felatio.
Bitch get in here and I'll give you Japanese Rain Goggles.

Japanese schoolgirl 

A word to describe girls who go to school in Japan, mostly teenagers.

Typical features of a japanese schoolgirl is a school uniform, glasses, bracers and short hair with a fringe. They usually don't really care about how they look (which explains why japanese men look for foreigners lol).

However, the word japanese schoolgirl can also be used to describe young female models in japan which pose for famous magazines. They usually appear in school uniforms, hence the name. It's not rare that they also act in adult movies, where they end up getting fucked by men who are over 50 years old.
The japanese schoolgirl was so ugly, so Tomoyo-san went to the U.S to look for some hotter girls.

The japanese schoolgirl was such a slut, sure, she was good-looking but she still was a real hustler, she would suck dick for any amount of money as long as she was pleased.
Japanese schoolgirl by Nangko January 7, 2012

Japanese Purse

The act of putting coins or other money under your foreskin for either pleasure or convienience.
If the bearer of the coinage experiences an erection whilst holding money and they spill onto the floor this is called a Japanese Payday.
John lost his wallet, so he started using his Japanese Purse.

As Julie was about to give Mike head his Japanese Purse opened and she experienced a Japanese Payday.
Japanese Purse by Japs Eye May 17, 2006

Japanese Flag Routine

AKA the "Cherry topped sundae", the Japanese flag routine involves a female partner forcing a male partner to lay on his back and jerk off until he cums hard enough to have the resulting ejaculate land on his face, at which point the female proceeds to squat above his head and glop a huge smear of period blood on top, creating, in effect, the appearance of a "cherry topped sundae" or Japanese flag.
This practice was first noted in Japan in the early 2000s, but has become increasingly popular throughout the world with the spread of similar male-oriented practices like the Cleavland Steamer, Donkey Punch, Blumpkin, and Chili Dog. In fact, women world wide seem to have come to the realization that there is an increasingly large need for sexual practices that are specifically degrading and humiliating for men, and that can be laughed about by women everywhere for decades to come.
When Holly had enough of Leroy's constant whining for blumpkins, she waited until her period was flowing at maximum throttle, and proceeded to give him the nastiest Japanese flag routine of his entire life.

Japanese milf 

A woman of Japanese descent, or partial descent, with large breasts. Hot beyond belief, to the point that a Caucasian man will be forced to climb a tall structure and exclaim his undying love and lust. Other races cannot handle a Japanese MILF.
Daryl: "I found me a Japanese MILF, dude."
Pedro: "I'd like to get me a piece of that, Daryl."
Daryl: "Tough shit - you can't handle the heat of my Japanese MILF."
Japanese milf by Youowemeacake April 19, 2018

japanese war flag 

A painful sore rectum induced by too much spicy food
Ooh shit, m' arse is like a japanese war flag after all them chiles!