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Israeling

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appropriation (uh-PRO-pree-AY-shun)
noun
Noun

The act of stealing possession or authorship of something and representing it as having always been one's own.
James *said something funny*
Tem: lol I’m Israeling this joke!
by Bagofbeaf November 12, 2023
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Israel

Israel is a democratic state were jewish people and Arabic live in peace, but scared from the Palestinian threat. This is the only democratic state in the middle East, with good education to both Arabs and Jews. There are Arabic people governing with the Jewish people on that land. Muslims work at respectful jobs like doctors, lawyers and so on. Israel is the only place in the middle East that has pride parades, and the tel aviv pride parade is the largest in Asia. Israel is the only Jewish state, and the only state the Jewish community is actually safe in because nazis try to kill Jewish people in modern westernized countries (like France where a pro Palestinian waited on the doorstep of a Jewish woman and injured her badly, and the USA where those nazi fucks killed a jew.) Israel is also a land of reach history for the Jewish people.
"How nice it is to spread love in Israel"
"How fun it is to live in Israel
" Israel is under attack'
by Factsforpeace November 12, 2023
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Israeled

Horrific victimization.
You've been Israeled when you have been shot, stabbed, cut open, incinerated, decapitated, raped and defiled by deliriously happy perpetrators who call home to brag and seek and get parental blessings for their heroism.
by Reality Joe December 29, 2023
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Israeled

A nicer way of saying "royally fucked", as in "Palestine is ISRAELED" or "PALESTINE IS ISRAILED". Cool kids sometimes drop the linking verb to say "PALESTINE ISRAILED"
Palestine is Israeled.
by 3exmachina December 26, 2023
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Israel candlestick

The act of igniting an uncut penis. Resulting in a grotesque scene of burning flesh that resembles a candle. This usually occurs after a dare. The phrase came from how common it is to be circumcised in Israel, and the quality of a burning candlestick. Combining the two concepts is where the Israel candlestick was born.
After one too many drinks, Brad attempted an Israel candlestick. His decision resulted in him being rushed to the ER, where he got very familiar with the staff.
by Mike Ropeines June 30, 2025
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Israeled

When you've been historically marginalized and murdered so the UN acknowledges your need for a homeland and votes in favor of giving you a barren wasteland to create your own state and then you get attacked by all of your neighbors for the next 75 years.
Am ISRAELED Chai.
by AmYisraelChai December 28, 2023
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Israeled

When people group together to murder you but nobody else cares because you're Jews
Terrorists are entering Israel to kill people who are therby Israeled when the world does not care.
by k1ked1ke January 16, 2024
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