Inverted cone with barbs

The kind of poop you take that gets larger in girth the further it comes out, but it has barbs so you can't take it back in.

Gregg was crying on the toilet because he was pushing out an inverted cone with barbs.

by gs191 January 9, 2010

inverted heart syndrome

a condition that can occur when a person who is bent over, or in any awkward position, sneezes, coughs, hiccups, and belches all at the same time, causing the heart to flip over inside the chest cavity.

The condition is extremely painful, but if the victim survives the initial shock, they can recover as the elasticity of the major arteries is usually sufficient to slowly pull the heart back into proper position.

Do NOT move the victim.

Desmond was weak and shaky for days after he had that spell of inverted heart syndrome.

by Figleaf23 November 26, 2009

Infernity

Infernity is a combination of Infinity and eternity. Eternity is until the end of time and Infinity is beyond forever. Infernity is beyond the end of forever!

I will love you to Infernity!

by rockville goddess December 2, 2009

Invertocock

A dick that is so small that it is actually inside the body.

I am so sad that my Invertocock doesn't attract women.

by boyman123 July 1, 2009

Inverse Turtleneck

Similar to the homosexual act of docking. In inverse turtlenecking the reciever has his whole head shoved in under the foreskin of the giver.

I totally inverse turtlenecked him like five minutes ago! Smegma everywhere!

by Kedde June 14, 2010

inverted udder caps

female nipples that are inverted or have the appearence the breasts are sucking them back in

oh how i hate my inverted udder caps they have caused me to be the joke of the estate and no man will ever chuck his pram batter upon them

by uppo mclesley June 6, 2011

Inverted Voice

The funny sounding voice you get when you talk only breathing in. Some people get a high pitched inverted voice and some people get a deep sounding inverted voice.

You can try the inverted voice like this, just keep talking and talking without stopping to take a breath, when you breathe in just keep talking and that is the inverted voice. Its really really fun, you should try.

by laceypanties1988 February 14, 2012