The president has no ink.

Used to express when many people believe something that is not true. Used also to express something as untrue. See also the expression "the Emperor's new clothes".

"The President has no ink."

by tdurden1982 September 5, 2019

sus inked

Getting a tattoo done in a sketchy place or worse in a back alley.

Cory was sus inked by a stranger in queens for free. It didn’t come out as expected.

by Cmoney1123 February 5, 2024

ink time

The amount of time a character, an event or an arc gets in a book

"Hoid should've had more ink time time in Mistborn"

"Yeah he had more ink time in Warbreaker"

by pseudonymJuno March 12, 2022

INK

When your man busts in your ass, then hours later you laugh a little too hard and his nut comes out of your butthole again.

Aw, you guys made me INK

by Notgninneb Retsehc January 25, 2021

Ink Krail

Ink Krail is a very happy, bubbly and energetic husband. He has an artistic career ahead of him and always makes art to cheer everyone up. He rarely is upset, but when is, tends to be silent and still, almost like a broken doll. Nonetheless, he’s goofy, silly, smart, artistic, and overall wants to let people know he is here for a good time.

*Ink Krail smiled at his husband gently as he kept drawing the sunset ahead of him.*

by Shiri Krail October 24, 2020

Ink poop

COPE! COOOOPE! I knew you would say that! And I knew you'd do the only thing you ever do (which is the most liberal debate tactic you can employ). Every point of contention explodes in to a nebulous inky cloud. Every instance of a thing happening is "TOO nuanced" to make any definitive statements. So, you squirt out you little ink poop and swim away I'll the squid you are.

A literal squid "That's just how relationships work, guys! Your wife just leaves you for the first fat-cocked retard she meets and that's just how things work! But Hym isn't roght though because Eeh! *Ink poop* Women aren't just fucking me because I have 1 million dollars. Myron isn't right because Eeh! *Ink poop*"

by Hym Iam December 14, 2023

Ink

Colourful and staining (believe me, hella hard to get our of clothes and fingers) liquid that comes out of tips of pens; not to be consumed under any circumstances as death and poisoning will most surely follow.

Harry: Hey, Ron, can you pass me that ink pot?
Ron: No, I can't.
Harry: (blasts Ron into oblivion)

(Remember to always share because you never know who you might save).

by AMBG88 December 28, 2020