tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels

A complete and utter screw-up. A plan that ended in disaster. A plan so stupid that even a moron would reject it.

Christ! That stupid bastard didn't just step on his dick, he tap danced on his dick with five inch stiletto high heels!

by PervySageChuck November 26, 2019

9 inch long

What are you, fucking gay? You look up 9 inch long because you want to beat your meat cause you're gay.

Nigga you gay, you looked up a 9 inch long dick

by I'm gayyyyyy November 12, 2017

quarter inch killer

One whos penis is a quarter inch... usally used as a diragatory twards that rather small penis

your boyfriend has a quarter inch killer

by pugggs January 11, 2005

6 inch dick

Big 😪

I got a big 6 inch dick

by 69 dicks givem March 4, 2017

pinch my inch

something that a person with a small penis 1 incher might say to his bitch or hoe in order to receive a hand job but without looking like a twat.

Andy: Pinch my inch, bitch!
Andy's hoe: You're so funny, of course. I don't even care if you have a small cock!
Andy: Oh yeah!

by Veno-mous boy August 5, 2006

four inch

a (typically high school) male who brags about their incredibly large appendage size, while actually only having a miniscule, or "four inch" penis.

"OMG! I was so shocked when I found out my bf was a four inch!"

by Pina_coladas&_rain April 23, 2006

3 1/2 inch floppy

term used to describe asian nerds that have a small and floppy dick.

greg: hey dude have you heard, ping pong has a 3 1/2 inch floppy.
ping pong: no i don't, but i have to go play ping pong now

by prejudice white boy November 29, 2004