Turd of Hurdles

A group attempt at moving at the speed of light when in reality the pace is substantially slower than expected.

Depending on their age, a term you use when you're trying to be extra funny, embarrassing or annoying when traveling with your children...aka...Herd of Turtles

And we're off like a turd of hurdles!

Term best used when driving your teenager and their friends to some meaningless place you really don't feel like driving to.

by Theortiz6 November 1, 2012

hurricane chris

hurrican chris- One hit wonder who is a appropriately named because, well quite frankly he will pass by and we will never see him again!!!

See hurricane katrina el nino

Hurricane Chris hits one time and one time only with his hit single A Bay Bay.

Rozalla- Everybody's Free
Crazy Town-Butterfly
Eifel 65- Im Blue

by Papalito September 5, 2007

hurr durr

an onomatopoeia used to briefly summarize what stupid people sound like when trying to be clever or witty.

Mike's counterargument is nothing but hurr durr.

by A Cup of Shirt March 28, 2021

Ouch that hurt

A phrase that Daniel Seavey said during the “compliment battle” where Seavey and his band mates read the cringest comments and tried not to laugh. While Zach Herron was reading a comment that read “I hate you” Seavey said “ouch that hurt” in a high pitched voice

Zach: *reading the comment* you take my breath away I hate you

Daniel: ouch that hurt

by Love_ 101 September 3, 2019

Hurts Doughnut

-phrase-(HURTS DOUGH-nit) Commonly used as a joke before a fight. Usually asked in context of a question to confuse the victim, so as to make them think you're offering them a doughnut. When said properly, you're supposed to make out the words "Hurts, don't it?" in a southern-like accent.

Season 7 Episode 6 of "Family Guy" (approx. 12:28)
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hey Omar! Want a hurts doughnut?"
Omar to Peter Griffin "Um...OK?"
Peter Griffin punches Omar in the face.
Peter Griffin to Omar "Hurts, don't it?"
Peter Griffin laughs.

by Tamaki-chan March 29, 2009

Hurin

Hurin is a typically cheery, amazing and beautiful person. She is also fiery and hotheaded and swears a lot but she has a soft spot for goodness. Hurins usually like redhead or ginger boys and are hopeless romantics by heart. Will definitely murder you if you hurt them or their friends. Either way, you’ll definitely want a Hurin as your friend. The name Hurin also means mystical angel in a few languages.

Aizie: Wow, she’s so amazing
Sharifah: Yeah, damn she is
Najah: Of course she is, she’s Hurin!

by viragomercurious December 6, 2020

hurricane party

A tradition of the south to hold a get-together before or during a hurricane in which large quantities of alcohol are consumed. This is because there will most likely be nothing else to do during the hurricane, due to the lack of electricity.

"Dude, hurricane Katrina is coming. Let's throw a hurricane party!"
"I dunno if thats a good idea its suppose to.."
"Nah It'll be fine!"

by gogg August 9, 2006