tongue ma hoop

see also rimming and feltching, lick my anus

a: get the pints in
b: tongue ma hoop

by Kell fae September 16, 2005

Poo Hoop

Orifice found between the cheeks of the gluteus maximus. Anus, Asshole.

Charlie loves to take it up the poo hoop.

by Dave F October 28, 2004

fleecing the hoop

The act of bleaching the brownish colored skin around the anus to make the skin of the anus blend in with the surrounding skin.

Fleecing the hoop is an important part of preparing for a porno in which one's anus will be exposed.

by FilthyOldMan March 11, 2010

take it to the hoop

phrase enthusiastically uttered after doing something of note or used when encouraging others to do something of note. Sometimes said in conjuction with a mimed jump shot.

A: I am about to go to the boss with my new idea.
B: Take it to the hoop!

or

A: I am going to ask that hottie out. Take it to the hoop!

by anne qh May 18, 2006

the hoop method

a new form of contraception, similar to the rythm method which consists of the woman inserting a finger into the mans anus (hoop) unexpectedly to get him to "pull out" a highly hillarious (for the girl) method of ensuring the non making of babies

haha i used the hoop method last night and *insert boyfriends name here* freaked his beans and went mental, hey i was finished, job done!

by thehoopchick October 26, 2010

Batin' Hoop

Engaging in copulation.
slang. derived from 'beating hoop'

Cork City, Ireland

I was batin' hoop wit your ol' doll last night--- I had sexual intercourse with your girlfriend/wife last night

by CarWan2Base February 6, 2004

cone hoop

Homosexual sex with a ginger

Will was going to cone hoop Taylor because they are both homosexuals who enjoy sex with other men.

by Flagrant-two June 22, 2011