Woods Hoods

An entirely new line of condoms Endorsed by of course Tiger Woods!!!.... With 12 to a pack!!!

Man Im expecting an all nighter with Tina I ned a pack of Woods Hoods!!!

by vinny125125 December 9, 2009

shoulder-holster

The act of sticking your penis in your partner's armpit for sexual gratification. To armpit-fuck.

I was tittie-fucking my girl and then went to the side for some shoulder-holster action.

by Emar Tino April 25, 2008

dick holster

a dick holster is a dirty leathery female which one recently dated to hold their male weapon of choice in while looking for that new embroidered model

Nick: What the fuck is she doing here?

Me: I'm just using her as a dick holster while I scavenge the local taverns for a new one.

by K See Ya May 10, 2011

hooks

a short, midget like being, with the heart of a warrior and a like of Texas (his only shortcoming).

Watch out for that hooks! He is spewing his pro-texan crap again!

by MonkeysAteMyLaundry April 29, 2008

hoodstock

An annual summer concert run by the IHC which is usually located in a small, suburban rich town in the northeast. Frequent bands include The Jarred Mellvilles, the Federalist and even an appearence by Third legacy. The concert includes a bbq and desert, plus great entertainment such as the Mr/Mrs Hoodstock competition.

Dude i got laid at hoodstock!

by IHC May 16, 2006

cock holster

A woman whose only redeeming quality is the ability to sexually gratify a male.

Diane is nothing but a cock holster.

by vicfan March 23, 2004

Unknown hoods

a group of gay rich little white kids who had nothing better to do then to make up a bogus gang. They have no idea what being in a gang is about. none of them deal and they all have circle jerks and play cum on the cookie. fuck them hard....faggots.

dude we should fucking take the unknown hoods on a feild trip to harlem leave them there and read about them getting shot in the news tommorow.

by nick olivari August 2, 2008