Hipster Humper

a girl who is attracted only to hipsters

She likes the guy with the camera and glasses even though he has 20/20 vision. She's such a Hipster Humper.

by t_elliot March 18, 2011

Florida Homerun

Having anal sex with a senior citizen.

There's nothing like scoring a Florida homerun while shopping ta Publix.

by TwistedC November 22, 2020

homoerratic

The state in which unpredictable or erratic behavior is exhibited in homosexuals.

When Serge found out that the Coney Island Mermaid Parade was cancelled forever, he became completely homoerratic.

by Ruby Rood January 15, 2008

cunny hopper

a guy that screws (has relations) with many many women.
or in other words a 'male slut'

bob: "Fuck Joe how many girls you do this week?"

Joe: "Not many Bob, only 10."

Bob: "(laughing)..you cunny hopper."

Joe: (winks)

by knifer May 22, 2008

Italian Hamper

The floor. A chair. A table lamp.

Lucio tossed his duds into the Italian Hamper.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

bible humper

someone who worships the bible and is so into it that they dry hump it late at night tryin to get off listenin to steve winwood

Alter boy:man i feel really weird around paster fuzz i think he might molest me.
Alter boy 2:dont worry hes a bible humper.
alter boy 1: ok thank god

by definemyass September 30, 2005

Homercles

A sexually aroused Homer Simpson poorly pretending to be Hercules.

Come to Homercles!

Homercles cares not for beans!

by Stargoat December 26, 2011