hobbit jock

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket

Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying

by Wooloke April 7, 2015

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Hobbitification

The process of turning oneself into a Hobbit.

Jared has begun hobbitification by not wearing shoes an shaving the tops of his feet.

by Casey Moseley April 19, 2015

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Hobbits are Mythical creatures about 3 feet tall distinguished by their big hairy feet and their stench of grass and sheep. These creatures make up for 95% of New Zealand's population despite the fact that the kiwi government denies this statistic. Another name for hobbit is kiwi or new Zealander.

Guy on the internet: Get REKT ya fucking hobbit
Kiwi: we eat grass and sheep not memes ya dum cunt

by Dat amazing person January 12, 2016

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hobbit knob

An overly hairy dick, extending all the way to the knob.

Did you see that guy?? Full Hobbit Knob.

by CamGuy41 January 1, 2017

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HOBBITS

Unlike warlocks which can be known to knock a person right on their behind if they are not carefull, and have frightening smothering capabilities. Hobbits are known to sneak up on you and are seemingly less frightening but dont be fooled these puppies as they will not get larger than a B cup and can be very fun to play with. However many of man has been worn out just by the sheer amazement of the perkiness that comes before them.

Checkout those warlocks, ya but her friend has some substantial hobbits.

by Jooverdoover August 26, 2017

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