5 definitions by Wooloke

clitello

Eating jello off of a clitoris while pleasing your lover

Ken why weren't you at homecoming last night? Oh it's because I was in a clitello orgy and we had extra jello

by Wooloke April 7, 2015

Ass glow

When you are at a party and you crack a glow stick on a whore's ass so it glows and if you want a quick lap job just tell your friends to find the ass glow

Damn have you seen the green ass glow she gives out great blow jobs, dude the blue ass glow will let you fuck her all night for only 20$.

by Wooloke April 7, 2015

Far dick

When you show off just a little too much to your gf or bf and they get annoyed so they leave you for another asshole

Auughhh Braden is such a far dick I'm leaving him

by Wooloke April 7, 2015

Mirror reboot

When you are so tremendously ugly you get freaked out in front of the mirror

Carly did a mirror reboot after being hungover

by Wooloke January 18, 2015

hobbit jock

An extremely short person, who is very annoying but amazing at sports and thinks the ladies want him just because he is good at sports. He also rides a hobbit pocket

Dude Braden is such a hobbit jock, he thinks everyone is all over him. And he is sooooo annoying

by Wooloke April 7, 2015