Highway Humper

A person who follows too closely on the highway, as if trying to "mount" the vehicle in front of him.

I wish that Highway Humper would change lanes. I feel violated!

by R. Swenson January 6, 2008

Highway miles

When a girl has been dating someone for a long time and has only been having sex with then.

She's been with him for a few years, she's only got highway miles on that pussy.

by dabigcalhouna July 13, 2015

hershy highway

Slang for your poop chute.

"Hey, I'll be in the steakhouse ride'n the Hershy Highway if anyone needs me."

by Goober April 5, 2004

Highway Star

A generally cool looking biker or street racer. Typically one who wears leather or shades

Look at that guy. What a Highway Star!

by Themastershake November 18, 2017

scrotal highway

A route seldom traveled.

US Highway 69.

Intersects with the Bungchute expressway.

She drove on down the old scrotal highway, but really ran out of steam when it came to the ballsack turnpike

by The Captain December 20, 2003

AlCan highway

The highway between Alaska and Canada.
It was 2,700 kilometers long when it was built in 1942. Recent reconstruction has shortened the highway to 2,232km.

I've flown a few times in the past, but I've also taken the AlCan highway up one other time.

by VIPYan May 16, 2014

Two Lane Highway

When a man is in the processing of fucking a woman and fingering her with two fingers at the same time.

"Dude, that girl Katie is so loose I slipped in the Two Lane Highway last night then bitch slapped her and spit in her face.....she loved it."

by Numero Two January 20, 2009