Caleb Heiser

A Runescape player who likes to fantisize about Zezima naked everynight.

Also used to define a person who is like a caveman that never leaves his cave.

I was walking to the kitchen to get some golden grams when I accidently stepped into an alternate dimension and soon I saw some aliens that looked like total Caleb Heisers.

by MarioHunter November 10, 2010

Bad Himer

A term used to describe a person who makes a mistake or accident, derived from stupidity.

Friend 1: Aw man, I put the peanut butter in the freezer. Now it will be frozen.
Friend 2: Bad Himer. Bad, bad Himer.

by Menendezkiller4 September 6, 2020

Jerzy Hemmer

A lesbian

Wow! That girl jerzy hemmer is a lesbian. I caught here eating a girl out for her pleasure in a back of a ford!!

by orange dog January 17, 2021

Horn heifer

A horny young lady out on the prowl for sex with a man; not a woman who's too particular, just one who needs her needs fulfilled.

She went out trawling for dick, she's a real horn heifer!

by unklebear February 25, 2021

Ed Hiemer

having alzheimer affects/effects from t.h.c edibles.

I ate 100m.g of those pot edibles I became Ed Hiemer for 5 hours.

by Stovepipemcginty September 15, 2021

sarcastic heifer

Ironic (esp. self aware) description of someone who embraces their own jubilant wit and isn’t concerned with dismissive or sexist responses.

What a year to give up being a sarcastic heifer for Lent.

by Im not putting my lips on that March 13, 2022

Sarcastic Heifer

An individual with a particular form of sarcasm focused on making light of situations that contain traumatic or otherwise sensitive content, regardless of whether the folks she is joking with perceive it as such. Typically associated with a heavy southern accent which becomes accentuated when being used by the sarcastic heifer.

Joleen was a sarcastic heifer when she joked about the fact that Hell is going to be one heck of a party

by uhhhhsarcasm March 13, 2022