Hawaiin heater

You take a piece of shit and you put it in the microwave for a short amount of time then after you take the peice of shit and you smear it all over one of your partners crevasses and then you constantly penetrate it.

I made such a mess last night after i hawaiin heater her ass. I smeard it all over her cheaks and kept pounding it

by Cosmic lime July 18, 2015

New Hampshire Heater

When two people in New Hampshire have no way to keep warm, so they continuously have sex until one of them dies

Adam: The New Hampshire Heater is how I wanna go
Billybob: You want to die in New Hampshire
Adam: Ehh... I guess not then.

by Spencer Ace August 26, 2019

space heater

A nickname for Jacob Black, a fictional character in the Twilight series books by Stephenie Meyer. Often used to contrast Jacob Black from Edward Cullen (air conditioner**), who is another boy in the Twilight series.

*Jacob is a werewolf, causing his skin to be blistering hot, like a space heater.

**Edward is a vampire, causing his skin to become ice-cold, like an air conditioner.

"Are you for an air conditioner (Team Edward) or a space heater (Team Jacob)?"

by Hana Tolentino October 25, 2008

Hamburger Helper

Pasta you have to mix the meat in with. Normally, food for people on Welfare.

I don't have a job so I eat Hamburger Helper a lot.

by squidfinder123 September 18, 2005

heater

a glock, neener, or any other type of firearm.

"He don't wanna see me, and da heater!"

by intake January 9, 2003

Peter Heater

A garment (often knitted) worn over male genitalia to keep it warm. Sometimes used in cold climates, but also sometimes used by male dancers as a costume piece. Also known as a "willy warmer".

Bart was getting a chilly wily, riding his bike in the winter, so he pulled on his peter heater and it was all good.

by Mr. Park-Ranger January 3, 2007

faith healer

Person who restores one's faith in the opposite sex after a series of bad relationships.

Fran: So it was his idea for you to round off the romantic break in New York with an afternoon's shopping in Macy's? Jesus, that guy is a total faith healer!
Lil: Yup.

by CougarSW2 November 12, 2004