Hannitized

Rhymes with sanitized. A benevolent and enjoyable form of brainwashing resulting from watching Sean Hannity on Fox News Channel or listening on the radio.

Just listen to Sean Hannity on WFLL a few times and you'll be Hannitized.

by South Florida Radio Pages February 12, 2004

handisnacked

One that is overly obese and is incapable of preforming everday tasks due to large consumption of snacks such as: Ho ho's, Suzie Q's, Little Debbie brand snake cakes and America's favorite snack...Twinkies.

When fat people claim to be handicapped because of large amount of weight.

Shreena is not handicapped, shes so fat she's handisnacked

by Joshy G January 25, 2008

handicap

Sometimes used to specify certain parking places....although 95 percent of those with handicap placards aren't truly handicapped. Just fat and lazy.

Mommy there's a handicap spot right there! I can ride my wheelchair right into the store! Sorry little Suzie, but that fat nigger with 6 kids needs it more than we do.

by Hooper January 24, 2004

handitard

A defining characteristic of those priveldged people who get the ride the short bus, get preferential customer parking or otherwise given "special" treatment. A slang of handicap and retard.

"Fuck it! That handitard just cut me off!"

"Great, its the handitard bus."

by Alex Pipe, Cody Homister and Trevor Evans May 14, 2004

handihole

A person who doesn't feel the need to observe items reserved for handicapped people, such as handicapped parking slots or handicapped accessible stalls in public bathrooms.

When I saw the only handicapped parking slot was taken by a handihole, I was so pissed I keyed his car.

by H. Bobs December 25, 2006

Hanani

Means "Breath of Life in Hawaiian" and is said to be the name of a god of early hawaiian religion. One kiss from him is said to give every girl an extra, "breath of life" ;if you know what I mean.

Girl 1: Hey, I hooked up with this Hawaiian god last night.

Girl 2: Oh really!?! How was it?

Girl 1: His name was Hanani and lets just say, I feel like I got one hell of a breath of life.

by HawaiianPunch February 3, 2010

Hannibal Lecture

noun

1) Any university section lasting more than 2 consecutive hours on a subject that has no application whatsoever to your life, education or universe.

CU Undergrad: Oh man that three-hour underwater basket weaving class is such a hannibal lecture.

by H Gross June 1, 2010