cock handle

A handle with a hollow cylinder at the end to use when mastebating so you dont get any exess cum on your hands!

Sam: hey chloe, will you wank me?
chloe: URGH! groce no i dont wanna get my hands sticky!
sam: oh. thats ok i got the new cock handle!
chloe: o, in that case . ur in for some good shit tonight!
sam:(score)

by grace loftus August 11, 2006

rape handles

noun. pony tails or pigtails, especially the latter, because they can be used as handles during intercourse

My hair is being unruly today. I think I'll put up some rape handles.

by stevelightning June 17, 2011

Slut Handles

Tits used to hold onto while fucking a slut

I was doing this chick so hard I used her Slut Handles to hold on tight...

by WillKORE The Brutal January 14, 2008

handle the stick

its an expression that may mean :
1- hold the car stick for me ...since i am busy on the phone or smthn

2- handle my cock

hey hun i am on the phone while driving can u handle the stick??.......oh not that stick ...the cars stick hehehe

by vodca333 December 14, 2009

puss handle

The appendage on the back of a cat. A “puss handle” is commonly referred to as a tail.

You should never pick up a cat by it’s puss handle.

by JasonTheGoldfish July 2, 2021

power handles

Most people know power handles to be the railings on the wall next to the toilet in large bathroom stalls, but power handles are only to be used in the most dire circumstances. Whether it be to increase leverage or optimize power, power handles come in handy for the most explosive and monstrous of shits.

I'm glad they installed power handles in the bathroom stalls, my last two poops almost sent me through the ceiling!

by Yosemite Sam 2 August 31, 2016

handling her

Another form of “buttering up.” Giving time, attention, compliments, a romantic date, and good sex to your woman, in order to potentially negate and soften the consequences of what you’re about to do next, knowing damn well your woman wouldn’t approve of your premeditated actions.

“Yo, man. Hell yeah I’m coming to the strip club tomorrow. No, Felicia doesn’t know yet. But that’s alright. I’ve got dinner, a movie, and a night inside with her tonight, if you know what I mean. I’m handling her.”

by Solstice1221 July 28, 2020