Palmela Handerson

A mans substitute girlfriend at formal events when a plus one isn’t readily available.

The name of a mans dominant wanking hand

masterbation wank tommytank bashing the bishop

Hi guys, thanks for the invite to your wedding, Palmela Handerson and I would love to attend.

by Kribby December 11, 2018

No Hander Lander

When you swing from the hips to slap your cock on to the forehead of your wife and/or girlfriend/mistress. Best done when she is sitting at the computer.

Dude i laid the best no hander lander on Toni the other day! Good work Ben!

by oddy2222 February 25, 2019

Left Handed scissors

When two willing sexual partners rub anuses ,in a scissor fashion, for sexual stimulation.

I walked in to the local Mouse Lodge and caught Jeff and Tom using the old left handed scissors.

by DJ Rick MoreAnus December 10, 2019

No handed bandit

When you ride a bike with no hands and a handful of clout and swag

Ayo there goes Mari the no handed bandit

by Howwr October 27, 2020

second-handed suicide

Second-handed suicide is where someone wants to die, but doesn't commit suicide. They don't like life, but they are too scared to actually commit.

Me: I don't like life, everything bad happens to me. I just want it to be done.

Also me: sometimes it's good, I do have friends, I don't want them to be hurt bc of me.

Second-handed suicide. (this took me so long bc it wouldn't let me submit it)

by Guys are better than girls July 8, 2021

left handed screwdriver

when your fellow tradies are out on smoko and they ask the new apprentice to give them a left handed screwdriver, it's both a prank and an intelligence test to check if he knows his tools.
It's a more generalised version of the 'muffler bearings' prank that car mechanics often ask from new trainees.

Tradie: "Oi Jimbo, can you go down to bunnings to grab me a left handed screwdriver?"
Apprentice: "Sure, but have you found the muffler bearings yet?"

by ahnonnymoose December 24, 2022

Recycle Bin Red Handed

Discovering what should not have been found after a very poor attempt of deleting so called evidence...

Term related to a computer technophobe who actually thinks clicking delete on an incriminating photo, video, document or other actually got rid of it...

Jane... No, That never happened. You can check through my photos & videos if you like!

Joe... Yeah, I know, I already did that...and caught you Recycle Bin Red Handed! You dumbass...

Jane... but I deleted it...?

Jim... Yes, so you did...which makes it worse!

Jane... eh?

Jim... My point exactly!

by Schnoopy November 9, 2011