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A cuntry ass Motherfucker that drives a loud ass, shitbox Chevy Suburban and kills furry animals with his Slock Stick.
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Haley is also capable of finding anything on the internet within 10 minutes, becoming an expert at what she finds, and then teaching you what she just learned in a way that makes sense.
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Haley is on twitter (@leeSmilezz), weebly (leesmilezz is the bit before weebly in the URL) and youtube (iAmAwesome123)
If you know Haley, then totally treat her right, because she would make one fiiiiine girlfriend! She's bi, so girls, you aren't kept out of that bit! She's single, and while she isn't a supermodel, she can tell you why supermodels are suckish girlfriends anyway.
Haley is also capable of finding anything on the internet within 10 minutes, becoming an expert at what she finds, and then teaching you what she just learned in a way that makes sense.
Haley has more common sense than the average human being, and is actually capable of using said common sense... something that makes her seem unhuman (but she's totally humane!)
Haley likes pie, but she doesn't randomly say it. Her random phrase is "I Lost The Game" because she is an avid player of the game!
Haley is on twitter (@leeSmilezz), weebly (leesmilezz is the bit before weebly in the URL) and youtube (iAmAwesome123)
If you know Haley, then totally treat her right, because she would make one fiiiiine girlfriend! She's bi, so girls, you aren't kept out of that bit! She's single, and while she isn't a supermodel, she can tell you why supermodels are suckish girlfriends anyway.
Example 1:
Random Person: Daaaamn isn't that Haley girl fiiiine?
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: She's ugly as hell!
Random Person: I'm talking about her personality, you superficial stupidiot!
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Stupid Person: Hey, Joseph, ask that girl out and then tell her it was a joke!
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: Should be fun! She's ugly!
Semi-intelligent person: You guys don't know her. She's in a couple of my classes, and she's smarter than both of you combined!
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: I don't care. I'm an asshole so I am going to pretend I like her.
Semi-intelligent person: Well, gimme my cigarettes back!
(I did say he was a semi-intelligent person... :D )
Random Person: Daaaamn isn't that Haley girl fiiiine?
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: She's ugly as hell!
Random Person: I'm talking about her personality, you superficial stupidiot!
Example 2:
Stupid Person: Hey, Joseph, ask that girl out and then tell her it was a joke!
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: Should be fun! She's ugly!
Semi-intelligent person: You guys don't know her. She's in a couple of my classes, and she's smarter than both of you combined!
Joseph person in 4th period PE at MHS: I don't care. I'm an asshole so I am going to pretend I like her.
Semi-intelligent person: Well, gimme my cigarettes back!
(I did say he was a semi-intelligent person... :D )
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Haley is kind of like your mother. You get annoyed with her at first but you miss her when shes gone.
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