hairdick

ask someone who cares

steve went down the road blasting right here right now

by mabby September 8, 2003

hairdryer

An electrocution tool (combined with a bathtub full of water) used by a jealous dominatrix.

She threw a hairdryer into the water and he met St. Peter then.

by Chris Slychan April 8, 2006

hairdong

A hairstyle that protrudes outwards.

Did you see Josuke's hairdong

Yeah,he must use 20 bottles of hairspray to keep it together.

by The Goldfish Murderer February 18, 2017

hairpooned

The result of obtaining a horrible hairstyle in the online game Maple Story, via the Amoria quest or with an EXP Hair Salon card. With the former, it is not possible to avoid being hairpooned.

Jimmy, with his fine Disheveled hairstyle, went to Amoria, hoping to get a less generic, defined style. To his dismay, he was hairpooned.

by BassChan November 3, 2007

HairyO

Puss.twat.hatchet gash,sliced bolona,red snapper

Honey,your HairyO is sinking up the place!Give that damn thing a douche and a scrub down.

by Yago50 January 29, 2009

Hardonrific

When something is as terrific as having a boner. Or some one is so hot they give you a boner.

Damn, that girl is hardonrific

by lewisssssssssssss March 9, 2010

hairoglifics

The "artwork" your teenage daughters make on the shower walls with their hair while shampooing

My daughter made some really worrisome hairoglifics on the shower wall this morning

or

My daughter took a cell phone pic of her hairoglifics and posted them on her facebook page

by bob not my real name January 13, 2011