Village Harmony

In a nut shell: Nudity, Love, Singing.

I'm in withdrawal from Village Harmony. I miss the pillow pile so much, but even more I miss your face.

by VHLover November 15, 2009

Harmonica

When a woman (or man) moves both of her(his) lips along the length of the shaft of a man's penis, simulating the playing of a harmonica.

Before she sucked my cock, she gave me a killer harmonica!

by bjmike January 14, 2010

bach harmony

When something is awesome, one says it is "da bach harmony"

Tim: "Hey Derek, I had one trim piece of gash last night!"

Derek: "Man that shit is da bach harmony!"

by Alex G Thomas January 19, 2008

Hairy Harmonica

When you grab a girls snatch, press the folds together tightly & blow through them. If a shrill sound is produced, you pretend you are Van Morrison playing her Hairy Harmonica.

The girl can also play this instrument herself by puckering her flaps & queefing.

Bill Clinton got caught with Monica....playing her hairy harmonica.

by Ash-the-great-1 November 2, 2008

like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl

(Simile) Bleeding excessively.

This guy is like a haemophiliac in a bar brawl, get the fuckin doc!

by Gumba Gumba May 26, 2004

wet harmonica

Anything you want it to be brother

I'm going to wet harmonica you up

by Lubemister69 December 17, 2013

Hammond

As used in the act of Pulling a Hammond.

To hit on an attractive waitress/bartender/stripper and ask for her number. Only to be rejected.

Most commonly referenced when the act is frequently repeated.

Joe pulled a Hammond last night with that hot waitress.

by wingsfan2010 February 1, 2010