Homeless Invasion: Stage II

When you've defeated the homeless people invading your house and more strong homeless people invade your house

Alex: Yo, can I come over yet?
Tony: No. I got to prepare for the Homeless Invasion: Stage II
Alex: Bro what are you talking about?

by Mr. RL May 20, 2022

homeless

the blackest of them all. play Fortnite like its nothing, all they do is crank 90s on ninjas forehead. make 12-year-olds cry with there XXL cack.

wow he has a hole for his XXL pp. he must be a black homeless man

by pussy ass niggha October 8, 2020

Homeless

the most beautiful person ever.

she's so homeless. 😻

by deezaanij May 13, 2022

Ed Sheeran Homeless

When you aren't really homeless , you just live on the street as part of your gig. You could hypothetically live on some elses couch- because you have plenty of friends who support you - but instead you choose to sleep on a park bench in the middle of London.

My friend claims he wasn't really homeless before he made it as a singer - he could have went and lived at his moms house and ate Spaghettios, and then have her tuck him into bed and sing a lullaby. But he chose to be Ed Sheeran Homeless and live on the street. That's how he became rich.

by FunTdrip October 2, 2023

Homeless person

some residentially challenged bastard who's addicted to heroin.

Homeless person: (of a person) without a home, and therefore typically living on the streets.

random person: "wow, he must be homeless!"
homeless asscrack: "ay, you gotta light? I'm tryna use some heroin ovah' ere'!"

by vetchinarusskiy June 13, 2024

homeless hair

When you have ratchet, nappy, oily hair

Ramona why do you have homeless hair?

by Nanoni October 28, 2015

Homeless prank

A high level goof that can only be performed by the highest council of goofsters. The details of it are also held away by the high council next to the secret recipe for coca cola.

Person A: Yo I'm boutta do a homeless prank on this dude

Person B: The fuck is a homeless prank?

Person A: *In a whisper* Can we get a target removal team out here?

by Funny sandwich man August 29, 2022