Tweaker Tipping

Tweaker Tipping
verb
/ˈtwēkər ˈtipiNG/

Definition:
The noble (if slightly questionable) art of gently nudging a fentanyl-frozen individual—typically caught mid “zombie lean” a.k.a. the fentanyl fold—until they slowly and dramatically topple over like a haunted scarecrow.

Originating in Portland, Oregon, where rain-soaked sidewalks, craft beer, and rampant public drug use collide, Tweaker Tipping has become a Friday night pastime for bored hipsters, disillusioned baristas, and rogue bachelorette parties. Bonus points awarded for sound effects, sticking the landing, or tipping multiple tweakers in a row like human dominoes.
“Bro, we went out to Burnside last night and played Tweaker Tipping 'til the cops showed up. I got a triple combo by the food carts.”
by Masterbaudering August 02, 2025
mugGet the Tweaker Tippingmug.

homeless chicken

Me: "Are these eggs from homeless chickens"?
Hipster: sir?
by Masterbaudering October 21, 2023
mugGet the homeless chickenmug.