Cole Hester

Honest, easy to talk to, and down to adventure.

Wow, look at the positively wondrous man.

-Classic Cole Hester, am I right?

- Totally! He’s so honest, easy to talk to, and down to adventure!

by Notchester June 29, 2021

helteetamteetayche

To melt when you put on your belt, after being felt while you knelt.

Helt? Teetam!!! Oh-- helteetamteetayche!

by The Pissant August 16, 2003

Hedster

One who is heady. That possesses the traits of excellence. Combination of all groups in to one being. Gamer scenester hipster bogger sneaker head artkid punk rebel ect. ect. They tend to know what you are going to say before you say it. And hate you for it. Hedsters listen to genres of music you have never heard. Hedsters are highly sarcastic and are often gifted with abilities associated with ESP.

Chino Amobi is so hedster.

by Zirchi February 20, 2009

Heater pad

a small safe for your handgun

A pad (think apartment or safe) for your heater (Handgun)

what are you going to do now that you have a baby

I will just get a heater pad

by E-Mag June 29, 2010

Heated Croissant

When someone has sex for so long that their vagina is warm from all the friction.

I had sex with her last night, and I touched her afterwards and she had a heated croissant. vagina sex

by fannyexpert23 August 8, 2016

Hasterbation

The act of masterbating to orgasm as quickly as possible, usually due to the need for sexual release in a restricted time period. If the hasterbater does not orgasm in time, they will suffer terribly until another chance arrives.

A quick bit of hasterbation should ensure you won't be sitting through school with blue balls.

by Clorox Cunt October 25, 2016

heselwood

a sexy stallion who is the best person you will ever meet, he has a collosal cock and will destroy you with it, but his smile will make the most depressed girl feel like a gem and girl who has it all.

that guy is such a heselwood

by Heselwood December 10, 2018